I feel I must introduce myself to you. My name is Samson and I live with the Rowlings in Filey now. I used to live in the south , Brighton and then London. I really think you ought to get another feline companion. I have really improved the quality of life for THEM. They are much more rounded now THEY have me to care for. I reward them well with loving glances occasionally, and purring, and the odd baby sparrow or mouse.
I am in HER bad books today because I rested on the table for a while. I like to see the coming and goings during half term as everyone is coming and going.
I do write a letter home to my real owner Ben , most weeks.It is called Samson http://kiaoracat.blogspot.com/
If you do get a new cat friend I promise I will be HIS cyberfriend.
with best wishes from Samson Rowling
Dear Samson,
ReplyDeleteI am honoured that you chose to put paw to keyboard for my sake. Many thanks.
You are indeed a very beautiful fellow and your slaves must be very grateful for the chance to serve such a master.
Should I once again become servant to a descendant of Ra, I will immediately ask my new employer to email you or otherwise contact you.
Salams!